dont miss NamaZ

BEST SMS FOR THE MAXIMUM TIME.
Jis ki namaz achi
us ki zindgi achi
jis ki zindgi achi
us ki mout achi
jis ki mout achi
us ki kaber achi
jis ki kaber achi
us ki akhrat achi
jis ki akhrat achi
us ki jannat pakki so d�nt miss �Namaz�

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Golden Words

GOLDEN WORDS
*ALLAH k diye hue pe razi reh warna koi or maalik tlash kr jo usse b ziada de
*Jin baton sy ALLAH ne mana farmaya un se ruk ja wrna Us k Kainat se nikl ja
*Agr gunah krna chahta hy to aisi jaga talash kr jaha ALLAH na dekh sky wrna mt kr
*ALLAH ki ibadt kr wrna us k diya hua rizq b mt kha.

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important about Azaan

AZAAN
Dunya Mein Her Waqt Goonjne Wali Aawaz
FAJR Ki AZAAN Ka Aaghaz Indonesia Se Shuro Ho Ker Samatra Or Malaya Pohanchta Hai
Srinagar Or Sialkot Mein FAJR Ki AZAAN Ka Waqt Ek He Hai
Baad Mein Quetta Or Karachi Ka Hai
FAJR Ki AZAAN Behr-e-Oqianoos Pohachne Tak Indonesia Mein ZOHR Ki AZAAN Ka Waqt Ho Jata Hai
Kur�ra-e-Arz Per Ek Second Bhi Aisa Nahi Guzerta Jab AZAAN Nahi Ho Rahi Ho..
ALLAH-O-AKBAR
Plz Share This Great Information With Otherz..

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Jo shakhs AZAAN

Jo shakhs AZAAN Khamoshi Se Nahi Sunta
Maut k Waqt Uski Zaban Pe KALMA TAYABA Jari Nahi Hota.
Plz send to all friends

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si ko Faqeer mat samjho

�Ghurbat�
Ki Waja Sy
.
Kisi Ko
Faqeer Mat Samjo
.
Q K
.
Uska�RAB�
B Wohi Hy
Jo ApKa hai
.
Wo�Ye�Sub
Usy�Ataa�
kar sakta HA
.
OR
.Ki
Ap Se
�lay� Bhi Sakta Hai�

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Dus Baatien

�10? baatein
�10? baaton ko khatam kar deti hain:
1.Tauba � Gunah ko
2.Dukh � Zindagi ko
3.Ghussa � Aqal ko
4.Sadqa � Musibat ko
5.Chugli � Dosti ko
6.Namaz � Be-Hayai ko
7.Neki- Badi ko
8.Jhooth � Rizq ko
9.Zulm � Insaaf ko
Aur
10.Takabur � Aamal ko
Achi baat phelana sadqa jaria hai.

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Dunia ka sab se ameer shakhs

Hazrat Ali (A.S) se poocha gaya
.
�Dunia ka sab se ameer shakhs kaun hai?
.
.
.
Jawab mila,
.
.
.
�Dunia ka ameer shakhs woh hai jis ke dost mukhlis hain�

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Aayatul kursi ki Fazilat

�AAYATUL KURSI KI FAZILAT�
Jo shakhs 1 bar parhe tu�ALLAH TALA�Farishton ko hukum Farmate he
jao,
or mere bande ki�HIFAZAT�karo
2 bar parhe tu yehi Hukum milta he
OR
Jub 3 bar parhta he tu�ALLAH TALA�Farishton se farmata he k wapas Ajao tum sub
Ab ma eski�HIFAZAT�karonga
Achi Bat Phelana�SADQA-e-JARIA�Ha

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Meri Dua Qabool Farma

Aay mere ALLAH mujh pr or mere dost par reham farma aur hum ko bacha :-
.
Berozgari Se
.
Tangdsti Se
.
Aazmaish Se
.
Rizq Ki Kami Se
.
.Ruswai Se
.
Qarz Se
.
Marz Se
.
Jahannum Se
.
Hisab Se
.
Aulad Ke Dukh Se
.
Waledain Ki Nafrmani Se
.
Ya Allah Meri Ye Dua Tmam Doston k Haq mein Qabol Farma
.
Ameen.

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NAMAZ ko mushkil

Masrof zindgi NAMAZ ko mushkil bana deti hai.
.
.
Laken NAMAZ masrof zindgi ko B Aasan bana deti hai�.

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Naik Aamal

Moat k baad Konsi Cheez kitni dair Zinda rehti he.!?
.
Heart-10mins
Brain-20 mins
Eyes-4 hours
Skin-5 days
Bones-30 days
&
Naik Aamal
Hamesha Zinda rahengay�

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Naya din shuro karne ki Dua

�Naya din shuro karne ki Dua�
.
Hasbi-y-Allah-o- La illaha illah Huwa, Allehe
Tawakalt-o- Wahuwa rabu-l-Arshil Azeem.
�Good Morning�

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Frishton se Irshad

SHAN_E_KARIMI
Frishton se Irshad:
.
Mera Bnda Agar koi Neki ka Irada kre
To Irade ko Neki bna do, Aur Neki kr Dale to 1 ki 1O Bna do.
.
Aur Mera Bnda Burai ka Irada kre to

Irade ki Burai na Likha kro hoskta he k
Mere Bande ka Irada Gunah krne se pehle Bdal Jae,
Agr Gunah kr Dale tu 3
Ghari Thehar Jao Aur Gunah ko na Likho hoskta he
Mere Bande ko Touba ka Khyal Aa Jae,
Agr Mera Banda Touba kr Dale To Jo Gunah Usne kiya he Usko Mita Do..
SUBHANALLAh

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Jis Gunah say

1.Jis Gunah say Umar kam hoti hai, Wo Rishtadaroon se BadSALOOKI hai.
.
2.Jis Gunah se Insaan par Lanat hoti hy, Wo JHOOT hai.
.
3.Jis Gunah sy Pakar aati hy, Wo ZULAM hai.
.
4.Jis Gunah sy Rizq band ho jata hai, Wo Zana hai.
.
5.JIS Gunah par Pardah Faash ho jata hai, Wo Nasha Hai.

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Stop doing everything during the Azaan

Holy Prophet Sallal Laahu Ta�ala Alayhi Wa Sallam said�
�Stop doing everything during the Azaan�
even reading the Quran�
the person who talks during the Azaan will not be able to say
the Kalima-e-Shahadat on his/her death bed�.. 

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Dill me ALLAH likha ha

Gh0r kro�
.
dill
.
d_i_l l
.
dill
.
d_i_l l
.
dill
.
d_i_l l
.
.
Dill me ALLAH likha ha!

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Beth kr pani peny k faidy

Beth kr pani peny k faidy :
1 . Gurdy khrab nai hoty.
2 . Ghutny hamesha activ rhty hain.
3 . Reerh ki haddi mazboot rhti hai.
4. Dil k wal kabi bnd n hote

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Teri �BARGAH� mein aey �KHUDA�

Teri �BARGAH� mein aey �KHUDA�
..
Junhi �SAR� ko main ne �JHUKA� diya
Usi �WAQT� teri �KHUDAI� ne
.
Mujhe �PASTIYON� se �UTHA� dia
.
Main �ZALEEL� tha
Main �HAQEER� tha
.
Tere �DAR� ka aik �FAQEER� tha
.
TU ney aik hi �SAJDEY� k �BADLEY� mein
.
MujhE kya se kya hai �BANA� dia
.
Rag-e-Jan sey bhi TU �QAREEB� hai
.
TU hi �LIKHTA� sab k �NASEEB� hai
.
Jisey �CHAHA� pal mein �UTHA� dia
.
Jisey �CHAHA� pal mein �GIRA� dia..

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Jab zilhaj ka chand dekho

Jab zilhaj ka chand dekho
aur Qurbani ka irada ho tou Baalo�n
aur Nakhun mein se kuch na
kaato jab tak Qurbani na kr lo�
(Muslim, Hadees 5236) 

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AAP ( S.A.W.W ) Se Pucha Gaya

AAP ( S.A.W.W )
Se Pucha Gaya ke Insan Ka HUSAN Kis Cheez Mein Poshida Hai
AAP ( S.A.W.W ) Ne Farmaya
Insan ka HUSAN Uski ZUBAN Mein Poshida Hai.

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say La IIaha IIIa Allah

There was a time in my youth,
When Islam was only a custom.
They said �say La IIaha IIIa Allah,..
And pray, you�ll go to Heaven.�

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Sardio�n Ka Mausam Momin K Liye

�Sardio�n Ka Mausam Momin K Liye
Bahaar Hy Is ki Lambi Raatei�n
Ibadat k Liye Kafi Hyn Aur Chotey Din,
Rozay K Liye Saazgar Hyn��

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Don�t you want him

Don�t you want him to plea for your case,
When before ALLAH-The Judge-you stand?
Don�t you wish to be around his fountain,
A burning desire to drink from his hand?

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Till ISLAM came to every corner of the world

His enemies admired his teachings,
Uniting every religion, every clan.
Till ISLAM came to every corner of the world,
O, but indeed he was only a man.

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how simple, no struggle in this

Ah, how simple, no struggle in this,
Just a word, and simple act.
Thereafter I�m absorbed in this world again,
With my �assured� place in Paradise intact.

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Hajj

For Allah, my heart went there
Where I turn my face in Prayer
.
It�s a duty, this I know
So to Makkah I did go
.
For Allaah I packed my gear
Then to His House I came near
.
For my journey I was ready
Allaah made me strong and steady
.
I walked around the Ka�bah wall
And teardrops from my eyes did fall
..
Yearning was I for this day
In Allaah�s House to pray!
.
Truly my heart, Allaah brought
I thank Him for His support!
.
With His Mercy I arrived
Then home I went, purified!

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Islam is the religion of tolerance

Islam is the religion of tolerance,
.
Care, love and security
Islam is the religion of monotheism
Submitting to ALLAH, not the trinity
Believing all the books, the angels,
Messengers and Mohammad�s (PBUH) identity
.
From Adam to Jesus, son of Mary
The woman an example of purity
Mohammad (PBUH) is the last messenger
Who completed the message for all humanity.

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Eid-ul-Adha and Hajj

Eid-ul-Adha and Hajj
.
.
We celebrate Eid-ul-Adha and the Hajj,
In which the rewards are much.
.
Eid-ul-Adha is a reminder of Ibrahim�s (PBUH) sacrifice,
Which shows us in how many ways Allah is nice.
.
We run between the mountains of Safa and Marwa,
Since it was done by Bibi Hajira.
.
Hajj is about equality,
Forget your own individuality.
..
Doing the rituals in a few days,
For cleaning your slate, this is one of the ways.
.
The reason for this Eid leads back to Ibrahim�s (PBUH) story,
But we must remember that only Allah deserves all glory.

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Islam Ko Islam Banane Wala

Sar Gair K Aage Na Jukane Wala
Aur Nezey Pey Bhi Quraan Sunaney Wala
Islam Se Kya Poochte Ho Kon Hussain
Islam Ko Islam Banane Wala

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Gham-e-Hussain ka Mosam Qareeb hay

Aankhon k Sahilon pe he Ashkoon ka aek Hojoom�
Shayad Gham-e-Hussain (Radi Allaahu Anhu) ka Mosam Qareeb hay�.

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Shah hast Hussain, Badshah hast Hussain

Shah hast Hussain, Badshah hast Hussain
Deen hast Hussain, Deen Panah hast Hussain
Sardad na dad dast, dar dast-e-yazeed,
Haqaa key binaey La ila hast Hussain

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Kaaba tullah Sharif k 4 sides k naam

Kya Aap
Kaaba tullah Sharif k 4 sides k naam jantay hain.
.
1.Rukn-e-YAMAANI,
2.Rukn-e-IRAAQI,
3.Rukn-e-SHAAMI
4.Rukn-e-ASWAD.

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Aaj ka Insan intehai bewaqoof hai

Aaj ka Insan intehai bewaqoof hai.
Chahta hai k usay KAMYABI milay..
Lekin jab MASJID se AZAAN mein (5�2)10 martaba awaz ati hai
�HAYYA ALAL FALLAH�
(Aao kamyabi ki taraf) toh us taraf janay ki zehmat hi nahi krta�
Afsos k jis cheez ko woh sari zindgi jaga jaga
talash kr k b hasil nahi kr sakta woh toh
khud usay apni taraf aik din mei 10 martaba bula rhi hoti hai�

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Jannat mein sub kuch hay lakin mout nahi

�Jannat= mein sub kuch hay lakin mout nahi
Quran=mein sub kuch hay lakin jhoot nahi
Dunya=mein sub kuch hay lakin wafa nahi
Insan=mein sub kuch hay lakin sabar nahi�

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Jo EEMAN itna kamzor ho

Jo EEMAN itna kamzor ho k chal ker MASJID tak na le jae,,,
Woh bhala QAYAMAT k din JANAT mein kese le jae ga???
.
THINK ABOUT IT

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Juma Is a Wonderful

Juma Is a Wonderful
�Day�
.
�2 Pray�
.
�2 Love�
.
�2 Care�
.
�2 Smile�
�2 Relex�
.
And �2 Thank Allah�
.
4 All He Gives To us�

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Juma Ke Din asar ki namaaz k baad

Juma Ke Din asar ki namaaz k baad say farishtay
zameen par sonay k wark or chaandi k kalam say Durood Pak parhnay
waalon kay naam likhtay hain jummay k din sooraj ghuroob honay tak.
so jitna ho sakay Durood sharif parhiye or
ye sms forward kar dain koi is baat say mehroom na rahay

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English Islamic sms message

Narrated by Abu Huraira:
The Prophet (peace be upon him) was asked to curse the infidels. He said, �I have not been sent to curse people but as a mercy to all mankind.� [Muslim] May all Muslims worldwide learn from the wonderful patience of the Prophet (peace be upon him) Ameen!

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When a person tells a lie

The Prophet (sal Allahu alaihi wa sallam) said:
�When a person tells a lie,
the bad smell that comes out of the lie keeps the angels one mile away.�
[Tirmidhi]

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APKA naam REHMAAN b hai

Apny amal py parte hai naxar tu larax uthe hun,..
phir sochte hun k APKA naam REHMAAN b hai

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A believer never gets satisfied

The Messenger of Allah (sal Allahu alaihi wa sallam) said:
�A believer never gets satisfied doing good until he reaches Jannah.�
[Tirmidhi] Masha�Allah! Beautiful Hadith

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Tera Karam Hai Mere MALIK

TU Ager Mujhe Nawazay To Tera Karam Hai
Mere MALIK..
.
Warna TERI Rehmaton K Qabil Meri Bandagi Nahi.

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every Durood Shareef that you recite

�For every Durood Shareef that you recite, ten sins are forgiven, ten good deeds are entered into your sheet of actions and ten position are upgraded.� [Bukhari]

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Allah�s Apostle said to us

Allah�s Apostle said to us,
�Honesty descended from the Heavens and settled in
the roots of the hearts of men (faithful believers), and then the Quran
was revealed and the people read the Quran,
(and learnt it from it) and
also learnt it from the Sunna.�
Both Quran and S�unna strengthened their
(the faithful believers�) honesty.[Bukhari]

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None holds them up except Allah

�Do they not see the birds in the atmosphere of the sky ?
None holds them up except Allah.
Indeed in that are signs for a people who believe.�
(Quran 16:79)

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O you who believe

O you who believe! Seek help in patience and As-Sal�t (the prayer).
Truly! All�h is with As-S�birin (the patient ones, etc.).
And say not of those who are killed in the Way of All�h,
�They are dead.� Nay, they are living, but you perceive (it) not. (
Surah Al Baqarah-153,154 )

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Deen-e-Islam Se Mutaliq Koi Bhi Lafz

Deen-e-Islam Se Mutaliq Koi Bhi Lafz
.
Qayamat, Qabar,
Namaz, Roza,
Jannat, Dozakh,
Farishty, Masjid Wagaira
.
Ye Sab Nam Islam Se Wabasta Hain,
Inko Apny LATIFON
Ya MAZAQ K Toar Per Hargiz Istimal Na Karain.
.
Zara Si Ghalati Eeman Se Kharij Kar Sakti Hai
Aisa Koi SMS Latify Wala Aaye to Forward Na Karain. 

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Aayat with urdu translation

He who does evil or wrongs himself and
then asks forgiveness of Allah will find that
Allah is the Forgiver, the Most Merciful. Whosoever earns a sin,
he only earns it against himself.
Allah is the Knower, the Wise. �
Ayat 110-111,Surah4, Al-Nisa�
.
.URDU TRANSLATION:
.
??? ?? ??? ???? ??? ??? ?? ????? ?? ???? ?? ??? ??? ???? ??? ??? ?? ???? ????? ?? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??? ?????? ???? ??
??? ?? ???? ???? ???? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???? ??? ?? ?? ??? ??? ????? ???? (???) ???? ???? ??
�Ayat 110-111,Surah4,Al-Nisa�

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Friday is the mother of all days

Rasul Allah (Sal Allahu Alaihi Wasallam ) said: Friday is the mother of
all days and the most virtuous in the sight of Allah swt. In the sight
of Allah Almighty it has more greatness than Eid ul-Fitr and Eid
ul-Ad�haa. � [Ibn Majah]

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               "Rainy Day SMS"

Latest & New Barish / Rainy Day / Sawan sms jokes collection in Hindi and English , so send Barish/ Rainy Day greetings to your Friends now.!

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           "Picture SMS / ASCII SMS"

Latest and new Ascii SMS Jokes and funny Ascii Text messages Collection
Containing sms with ascii characters, picture sms made from text and image sms messages. A fun way of conveying what you want with these sms...

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                 "Insult SMS"

Latest and new Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages collection in roman urdu ,hindi and english...

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               "Hindi Poetry Sms"
A Collection Of All Finest Hindi Poetry Sms, Shairy Sms to send to your nearest friends. In Urdu,Hindi....

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               "Good Night SMS"

Latest and new good night SMS jokes collection , funny good night sms and good night sms greetings in hindi and english...

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              "Good Morning SMS"

We have very nice and decent good morning sms messages & funny good morning quote sms collection here. Pick a message you like most and text it to your friends for greeting / wishing them to have a beautiful good morning & the whole day.

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                "Good Luck SMS"

Latest and New Good luck sms jokes collection , good luck sayings, funny good luck sms messages in  english and hindi...

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                "Ghazal SMS"

Latest / new Ghazal SMS, Sad Ghazal SMS, Funny Ghazals, ghazals collection in roman urdu, english and hindi...

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               "Funny SMS"

Latest/new Funny sms collection / funny poem / funny poetry / greetings, hindi jokes, birthday funny text messages, funny hindi mobile jokes and good sms....

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               "Friendship SMS"

Friendship day is celebrated on the first sunday of August every year. You may wish to celebrate & send out tons of friendship sms / friendship text messages collection (funny) to your best friends as well as old forgotton friends...

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                 "Flirt SMS"

Latest & New Flirt sms / text messages collection for flirty peoples loving to send flirty sms messages or love to have text flirt in different laguages such as hindi, english...

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               "Father�s Day SMS"

latest/ new Father�s Day SMS jokes and text messages collection (funny father sms too) in english and hindi...

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                                 "Exam SMS"
Latest/new Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students to send it to their friends during exams in hindi and english..

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               "English Love SMS"
Latest/new English loves sms, love english Sms jokes, English love poems Sms, cool love sms, english sms collection , free english love sms jokes...

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                                  "English SMS"

Latest/new collection of english sms funny, funny english sms jokes, funny english sms, english sms, english sms funny, free sms english love, funny english sms jokes, english sms joke, short funny sms and more...

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                                   "Eid SMS"

You will find latest/new urdu eid sms, eid mubarak sms, eid greetings sms, free eid sms , funny eid sms , eid mubarak shayri sms, and loads of eid sms messages in our compiled list of latest EID Mubarak SMS Collection.
So, what are you waiting for? Pick your sms for eid and shoot it to your friends.

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                                "Easter SMS"
Easter is a christian religious event. On this occasion peoples perform �Easter Celebration� to each other by sending latest & new easter greetings, easter poems, easter jokes; funny easter sms, happy easter sms / text messages / greetings.

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                              "Diwali (Deepawali) SMS"

Latest & new collection of Funny Diwali (deepawali) sms jokes and greetings to wish happy diwali to your friends in , English or Hindi.
Below we have compiled latest/new diwali sms greetings and messages collection..

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                                  "Cool & Decent SMS"

Collection of (New/latest and funny) Cool & Decent SMS jokes which you can share with your Friends and Family members any time in english and hindi..

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                                "Christmas SMS"

An occasion of merry Christmas (X-mas) when people send funny, latest & new Christmas SMS jokes to your Friends and Families in different languages i.e Urdu, English, Hindi .

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                              "Happy Birthday SMS"

Wish your Friends and Family a very Happy Birhtday with our New & latest  collection of Happy Birthday SMS Jokes and funny Greeting Messages in this collection you can find Birthday sms in various language i.e English, Urdu or Hindi so you can send sms jokes to your friend in their language too.!

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                                   "April Fools SMS"
Here in this section we have compiled a collection of precomposed April fool day sms jokes and text messages collection . peoples search for April fools sms jokes & text messages in variety of ways by using some keywords like below:-
April fools pranks, April fools jokes, April fools day jokes, best April fools pranks, April fools day pranks, April fools tricks, April fools joke, funny April fool joke, great April fools jokes, top April fools day pranks, practical joke ideas for April fools.
So enjoy sharing these April fools sms jokes / text messages with your friends, family and loved ones.

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                                    "Anniversary SMS"

Anniversary sms messages collection in roman urdu and english.
Precomposed anniversary sms / text messages collection in roman urdu, english and hindi. Some popular searches includes happy anniversary sms, wedding anniversary sms, anniversary poems, anniversary ideas, anniversary quotes, short cute anniversary poems, free anniversary poems, happy anniversary greetings & quotes etc�

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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

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U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don�t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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Yu Hi Nhi Pagal khane Bane

Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane
Husn Bana To Diwane Bane
Kuch To Baat Hai Aap Me
Yu Hi Nhi Pagal khane Bane

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Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

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Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande

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Log Chilate To Hoge

Music Se Apna Dil Behlate To Hoge
Chand Ko Dekh Itrate To Hoge
Jate Hoge Jub Ghar k Bahar Aap
To
BHOOT BHOOT Keh k Log Chilate To Hoge

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sharm aa jaye to msg Kar dena

PADHTE raho..?
PADHTE raho..?
PADHTE raho..?
Besharmo ki tarah msg PADHTE raho.
Jab sharm aa jaye to msg Kar dena

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AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho

GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu�
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
LaNaT HaI Tum Pe�;-> 

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Dosti Ki Mahek

Thandi Hawa or Mausam Ka Dhyan Rakhna,
Apni Ye Dosti Kayam Rakhna,
Dosti Ki Mahek Zarur Aayegi,
Bus Tum Apni Pyarisi Naak Saff Rakhna

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chal be chal aage chal

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge,
kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge,
chal be chal aage chal.

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Gadha Ghaas kaisay khaye ga

Gadha Bandha hua hai
Batao wo door padi Ghas ko kese khayega
socho
Ullu k patthay woh Bandha hay
par Badi Rassi se bandha hay
Aagay badh k khaaa le ga

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Shakal KING KONG k Jaisi

CaN You flY �.?
Kya tum pahar pr char skte ho?
KYa TuM BuiLdinG toor sakTe hO?
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NaHee Na???
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Janab Sirf Shakal KING KONG
Jesi hone se koe KING KONG
Nhi bn jata 

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kaisa namoona banaya hai

Jab se tumhe jana he,
Jab se tumhe paya he,
Hr dua me tera hi naam aya he,
ki puchu rab se,
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Ye kaisa namoona banaya hai 

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Khudi ko kr Kanjoos itna

Khudi ko kr Kanjoos itna k
MesSage bhejne par Service centre wale khud call kar k puchhe
Bata Aaj sms Bhej ne ki Wajah kya he..? 

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Jan k aagaY �Wer�

Hi Jan,
Kia Haal haY JaN,
KaHan hO JaN,
KaB milO gay JaN,
MiSs yoU JaN,
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ZiaDa khusH mat ho
har Jan k aagaY �Wer� laGana BhOol gaYa
Jaldi jaldi MeiN..:p

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Tumhe dekh k mann me

Tumhe dekh k mann me 1 khayal aaya.
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Tumhe dekh k mann me 1 khayal aaya k
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Pagalo k stock me naya mal aaya!

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Apne �HUSN� peh itna

Apne �HUSN� peh itna ghuroor na kar
yeh sab 2 din ki �masti� hai
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,
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,
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,
tera �HUSN� bhi tabtak �QAIME� hai
jab tak.,.,�"FAIR & LOVELY�"sasti hai**

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Ek DOGGY subha se

Ek DOGGY subha se sham tak bhonkta rha!
baobao
baoooo
baobaobao
baoooo
bao
bao
baooo
baoooo
Haan! Bilkul aise hi�

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Girl in a party to a man

Girl in a party to a man:Excuse me sir
kya ap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?
Man khush hote huay: han han bolo kia?
Girl: Zaleel admi apni nazrain!

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Xray report

Apki X-RAY
Report aa gai Hay Dekh lain
~
Ghabrany ki koi bat nahi, bus Aap ke andr 1 keera hay
jo apko sMs nahi krnY deta.

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Read from right Side

Read each word From Right Side
A
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
sihT
egasseM.

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sahab ka Tota

1sahab ka Tota (parrot) daily 1 shakhs ko:
�Oye Baghairat� kaha krta tha
Us shakhs ne shikayat ki to Maalik ne tote ko danta
Agle din jab wo shakhs qareb se guzra to tota kuch na bola
Thora aage ja ke us shakhs ne peeche mur ke dekha to tota hanste hue bola:
�Samaj to tu gaya hoga�

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Aaj shaam ko free rhna

Aaj shaam ko free rhna aur tayar hokar rehna
tmhe kahin le jana ha Plz mna mt krna
or kisiko btana mt k tmhe
*POLIO k DROPS Pilane hai*

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Jis waqt apko RAB ne banaya ho ga

Jis waqt apko RAB ne banaya ho ga
Ek lamhey ko Wo b muskraya ho ga
Pehly socha ho ga Janat mai rakh lain
Phir �ZOO� ka khyal aaya ho ga.  

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Antar mantar jadu jantar

Antar mantar jadu jantar
Chinko finko tinkooo shoo shoooooo,,,
Kuch mehsos hoa Nhi na?
Jadogar ne bi yhi kaha tha k ye jadu
�SHETAN� pe asar ni kry Ga!

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Tmhe dekh kr

Arz kya hy!
Tmhe dekh kr aksr muje ajate hy chkkr
wah wah
Irshad irshad
tmhy dek kr aksr muje ajate hy chkr
smj ni ata tm �moannas� ho ya �muzakr�.

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Is sms ko taste karo

Is sms ko taste karo
Kya apko adrak ka taste lag raha hai
Nahi na,
Zahir hai
,*****,
( @..@ )
�(- -)�
bandar kya jane adrak ka sawad!

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Ap k �Chehry� pe

Ap k �Chehry� pe Noor ki �Smile� hai
Ap k pas
�Mehnga� Mobile hai
Ap k �Inbox� mein sMs ki �Lambi File� hai
Phr b �sMs� nhi krte ye to �MEMON�� wala� Style ha�

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Agar Tum Me TALENT He

Agar Tum Me TALENT He
Salahiyat He
Aitmad He
Kuch Kr Dikhane Chahte Ho To Apna Time Zaya Mat Kro
Aaj Hi Join Karo
LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS
wahan bandar ki zarorat he

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Peep Peep

_((O))
__/__!_!_\____
[_(@)______(@)
Peep
Peep
Chalo jaldi betho
Abi or kanjos b Uthany hain,
SMS hi nahi krty
Sab ko samndar me Phainkna hai<

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Ek waqt tha

Ek waqt tha tumhare msgs aise aate thay
Jese kisi ne tumhare sar pe pistol Rakhi huwi hai
Aur tum se msgs karwa raha hai
Magar ab lagta hai
Goli maardi.

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Apun Ko Yaad Karne Ka

Apun Ko Yaad Karne Ka
Apun ko Phone Karne Ka
Apun ko SMS Bhi Karne Ka
Nahi Kiya To
To
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To
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To
?
To
To
Darne Ka Nahi Re
Apun
Khud karega kanjus

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Dil tera Phir Dukha Dia Usne

Dil tera Phir Dukha Dia Usne,
Tujh Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Usne,
Naam Bata K tujhe KiSH MiSH Ka,
?
Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Usne .! 

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Chars pete thy kia

Edison use 2 Stdy in Small Lamp
Graham Bel use 2 Stdy in Candle
Shakespare use 2 Stdy in Street Lite
Mje ye smjh nai ata
kaminay Din Me Chars pete thy kia?

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Wonderful combinations

Wonderful combination in this World.
Heart & Beats
Night & Moon
Music & songs
Roses & Love
Fish & Water
and
My Costly message & your muft ki smile..:

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Hme To Sms Ne Luta

Hme To Sms Ne Luta
Call Me Kaha Dum Tha.
Mere Sms Bi Vaha Pahuche.
Jaha Balance Kam Tha. 

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Dil ka dard

=Dil ka dard hmain batate Q nahi
=Dosti ka haq hum pe jatate Q nahi.
=Mar jao ge aisey hi zor Laga Laga k,
=KABZ hai to
�Hashmi Ispaghol� Khate Q nahi.

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khofnaak mummy

Ek bacha ammi se pitne k bad apne papa se!
Papa kabhi aap Misar (Egypt) gaey hain?
Papa:Nahi beta
Bacha: Phir itni khofnaak mummy kahan se laye hein;-)

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soch samaj k chhorna

Ab tum PARHAAI zara soch samaj k chhorna
kyun K�.??
GHADAH 60,000 ka
or
THELA 40,000 ka ho gaya hay.

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Story..

StOry:
1bar 1larki akeli ja rahi thi
1larka samne se aya
Dono bilkul pas agaye
Larka side pe ho giya
Larki chali gai
MOral: Hr BanDa BeGairt NaHi HOta,,,

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SMS karo

Suno
Tum
Sy
Ek
Special
Baat
Krni
Hai
zra
Akley
Mai
Edhar
Odhar
Dekh
Lena
Koi
Aur
Na
Sun
Ley
Koi
B
Masla
Ban
Skta
Hai
Ab
Ghor
Se
Suno
�Insan ban jao�or sms karo.

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Ghairat kia hai.?

Q: Ghairat kia hai.?
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?
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?
A: Ghairat wo chez hai jo agr Aap ko a jaey to mera inbox kabi bhi khali na rahey�

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sawal ka jawab

Agar dum ha to is sawal ka jawab (yes) or (no) me dekhe dekhao
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Kya apko pagalpan k doure parna band ho gaye? 

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MY sms menu

Welc�me 2 My SmS Menu
Khushi
P�ne k liye 1 dabyen
Muskurane
k liye 2 dabyen
D�sti
k liye 3 dabyen
�R
MUJH Se
NIJAAT
Pane k liye,
Apna
GALA
D�byen,
SHUKRIYA

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I thought of Suicide

I thought of Suicide
Went 2 Railway Trak but got Ur sMs
& aftr Readng it
I thought of Life
U Inspird Me
Coz
If a Useles Person
Lyk U is Alive
Y shud I Die?

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Kisi ne nhi kaha

Kisi ne nhi kaha tere fasane ko
Najane kese khabar hogai zamane ko
�GATTAR� band ho gaye sare sheher k
Kis bewaquf ne kaha tha tumeh �NAHANAY� ko !! 

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aap k khany k liye

Nechy aap k khany k liye ek cheez hai
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SHARAM
Yeh Khao Aur Sms Karo..

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Kya Apko pata ha

Kya Apko pata ha
(�_')
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Aapk Andar itna Bara KEERA ha
jo ap ko sms karnay nai deta.

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Coldrink Chicken Biryani

Kabi hamare mehman khany pr Aana hum tum ko
Coldrink
Chicken
Biryani
Qorma
Tikka boti
Gulab jamun
Ice cream
ki Tasveren dikhaye gy.

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Kya tum urr sakte ho

Kya tum urr sakte ho?
Kya pahaar utha sakte ho?
Kya tum building torr sakte ho?
Nhi na?
Beta sirf shakal bandar jesi hone se koi KING KONG nhi ban jata.

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Bharay Bazar Me

Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei �A.G�
Kiun Kehti Ho?
Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei
�Abey Ghaday�
Kahun Gi To Kia Acha Lagay Ga ..

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insaan tu ban jao

Koi insaan ankhen bnd kr k mujhe 3 dafa pukare to mein us k samne aa jata hon,
.
try kro
1
2
3
nahi aya ?
?
Pehle insaan tu ban jao..!!

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tum bhi Msg Bhejo

Arz Kya Ha;
Dil_e Veraan ha teri Yad ha Tnhai Ha
Dil_e Veran ha teri Yad ha Tanhai Ha
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-
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Pyary Dosto tum bhi Msg Bhejo,
Kya meri Haraam-ki kamai Hy,?

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Kanjosi k Keerray

1 Glass Pani lo Usmay Neem k 2 Phul dalo
2 Ghante k lye rakh do 10 Mint Garam kar k Thanda krne k Bad P lo
INSHA ALLAH
Kanjosi k Keerray Mar Jayenge.

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mainy apko insan kaha

O gareeb insan
O kanjoos insan
O phattar dil insan
O khud garz insan
O matlabi insan
O bewafa insan
Is sms main
mainy apko insan kaha Aapko bura to nhi laga.?

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Mobile rakhne walon ki saza

Mobile rakhne walon ki saza
mis cal k liye jail
sms k liye umar qaid
cal k liye phansi
Ap mat daro kanjoson ko zamanat par riha kar dia jayega.

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Iodine ki kami hay

Tere chehray pe udasi
ankhon mai nami hai
Tere chehry pe udasi
Ankhon mai nami hai
National namak khaya kro pagal
tm mai iodine ki kami hy.

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Harpic use karain

CLOSEUP se daant saaf karein
PEPSODENT se mazboot karen
COLGATE se frEsh karen
Agar phir Bhi wHitE na hon
to
Beta G
Bina sharmay
�HARPIC�
use karen.

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I Love Animals

If Someone Asks Me Whom Do I love d Most?
I Wud Sit Next to U Put My Arm Around U and Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially this Monkey..

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Msg na karke dil tod diya mera

Msg na karke dil tod diya mera,
Ab mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puchhe rog kya tha,
To nazre jhuka k apni Kanjusi bata dena.

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A Rule for success

A Rule fr success:
always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice:-

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Larkion ko behan bana Lo

Nend ki goli kha Lo acha rhayga
.
sochon se jan chura Lo acha rhayga
.
bachi to Tumse phansti NAHI koi
.
Sab Larkion ko behan bana Lo acha rahe ga.

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8 Lafangay Honge

Logon Se Pangay B Honge,
Ghar Men Dangey B Honge,
Agar Muje 5 Msg Na Kiye To..
=
Tumhare 12 Bachchay Honge,
=
=
2 Ganjy 2 Nangy oR 8 Lafangay Honge! S

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You , dont mind

Galileo: Great mind
Einstein: Genius mind
Newton:
Extraordinary mind
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind
Me : Master mind
U: Heee Heee Heee�.
Don�t mind�:-)

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qismat hi aisi nikli

Apni to qismat hi aisi nikli YAAR:
zameen mili banjar,
dost milay kanjar
badaam milay karway,
dost milay bharway
angoor milay khattay,
dost milay tattay
janwar milay ghoray,
dost milay loray
bakray milay aandu,
dost milay gaandu
sawari mili scooter
dost milay choota

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Kanjoos

APPLE juice
.
MANGO juice
.
TARBUZ juice
.
BADAM juice
.
KHAJOOR juice
.
KAAJU juice
agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand to,
.
ANGOOTHA Chooooooos.
Kanjoos.
Sms krta he nhi.

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Cartoon network

Dunia mea bht se network hai
.
magar 1 network
aisa ha jo srf
AAP ke waja sa
chalta ha our wo ha
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CARTOON NETWORK;-)

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dil ka tamasha dekha nai jata

Ishq me dil ka tamasha dekha nai jata
.
Humse tuta hua shesha dekha nai jata
.
Apne hise k sare sms tujhe de dun
.
Mujhse tera kangal inbox dekha nai jata

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Phool GIR jatay Hain

Phool GIR jatay Hain Jab tum Atay Ho
.
Wah Wah Wah
.
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Phool GIR jatay Hain Jab tum Atay Ho
.
.
.
andhay Ho kiA???
Gamlon se Q takratay Ho�;-).

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Hmk0 jb jb apki yad ayegi

Hmk0 jb jb apki yad ayegi*
Aap k m0bile pe hmary msg ki barat ayegi
kr to dengy hm msg aapko*
Lekin kia us k paise denay aapki saas ayegi;-)

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Kya halat ho gai hai zamane ki

Kya halat ho gai hai zamane ki,
Sabko aadat ho gai hai paise bachane ki,
Sms to company ne kab ke sastey kar diye,
Par fitrat nahi badalti chillar bachaney ki.

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Jab teri yad ati hy

Jab teri yad ati hy
To tere sms parh leta hun
Jb tuje dekhna hota hy
To ankhen bund kr leta hn
Jab teri awaz sunni hoto
Raste me kutte ko laat mar deta hun.

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salam Sasurji

Wife or Husbnd Ghoomne gaye Raste
me GADHA ghas kha rha tha. Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara rishtedaar ghas kha raha ha usko salam kro.
Husbnd bola: salam Sasurji.

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Meri ak,ak Saans Pe

Girl: Meri ak,ak Saans Pe ak,ak Larka Marta hai..
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Boy: To Tum Koi Acha sa Toothpaste Istimaal Q Nahi Karti..?

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dengi Virus

Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha,
chen khota ha, Dil rota ha�!
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Girl: Check krwale Beta dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy.

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beghrat kise di nai manda

Hamesha,
Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
Apne alfaz me baat kro.
Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
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.
�beghrat kise di nai manda�

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A man kills a DEER

A man kills a DEER,
cooks it & does not tell kids what it is.
He gives a hint �it�s something that ur Mom calls me!�
Son shouts: �Na khana !!!!!!
Kutta hai Kutta.

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HAPPY Jin Bhoot DAY

�HAPPY Jin Bhoot DAY�
.
Jo ap ko Jin Bhoot lage ye msg os ko send kro.
.
Me ne to kr dia
Hai ab mujhe wapis send kr k Zakoota hone ka Saboot mat daina�

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